Absurdity, strangeness and countless hours of entertainment. I'd like to humbly welcome you to my corner of the universe. Enjoy!
Me: you're a midget
friend: no i'm not! what have you got to prove I am a midget?
Me: ... your height.
After a year of writing music for people to get my name out there for free I’ve finally gotten my first paid composing job ($80 for a forty second piece of music).
I finally own my first ever apartment which consists of me and only me in Melbourne about eight minutes walk from my university. After months of stressing about where I was going to live I finally managed to find a place at the last minute which I move into officially as of this Friday!
It’s going to be good for multiple reasons, firstly because - as I’ve already mentioned - I’ll be living near my uni, secondly however if Mitch gets into the Uni I’ll get to see him on a much more regular basis instead of once every few weeks. :) Plus it will be good not having to pay lots of money on transport and having to get up at ungodly hours of the morning to get to class on time.
When you get put off writing a novel because a major concept for a story you’ve been fleshing out in your mind you see in an upcoming movie and you get put off because that idea no longer feels original…
So I’m feeling adventurous today so I bought some red hair dye for the first time and going to give it a shot because why the fuck not. xD
So there’s high chance Nintendo might be unveiling a new Pokemon game on the 8th of January for the 3DS. Please either be a completely new generation of Pokemon OR a remake of Ruby/Sapphire with HeartGold/SoulSilver graphics!
why is “badass” a motivating term for “boss” and “awesome”, because when you think about it nobody likes a ‘bad ass’ as it were… like you don’t go into public staring at the bad asses do you? No. You look for the perky and nicely shaped buttocks not the saggy ones and whatnot.