Absurdity, strangeness and countless hours of entertainment. I'd like to humbly welcome you to my corner of the universe. Enjoy!

 

Spending the week down in Gippsland with the boyfriend and came across some swans on a walk along the beach in the evening.

Spending the week down in Gippsland with the boyfriend and came across some swans on a walk along the beach in the evening.

Me: you're a midget

friend: no i'm not! what have you got to prove I am a midget?

Me: ... your height.

Money, money, money! :D

After a year of writing music for people to get my name out there for free I’ve finally gotten my first paid composing job ($80 for a forty second piece of music). 

I have my gin and tonic, I have the next 48 hours to myself, time to let the creative juices flow and compose some music!

I have my gin and tonic, I have the next 48 hours to myself, time to let the creative juices flow and compose some music!

Well it’s official!

I finally own my first ever apartment which consists of me and only me in Melbourne about eight minutes walk from my university. After months of stressing about where I was going to live I finally managed to find a place at the last minute which I move into officially as of this Friday!

It’s going to be good for multiple reasons, firstly because - as I’ve already mentioned - I’ll be living near my uni, secondly however if Mitch gets into the Uni I’ll get to see him on a much more regular basis instead of once every few weeks. :) Plus it will be good not having to pay lots of money on transport and having to get up at ungodly hours of the morning to get to class on time. 

This may mark the first time since Generation 2 where I actually want to start off with the Fire type. I mean look at it, it’s a fucking majestic fox which I would just snuggle to death. 

This may mark the first time since Generation 2 where I actually want to start off with the Fire type. I mean look at it, it’s a fucking majestic fox which I would just snuggle to death. 

Writers Problems

When you get put off writing a novel because a major concept for a story you’ve been fleshing out in your mind you see in an upcoming movie and you get put off because that idea no longer feels original… 

He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.

Mission complete!Now to wait to get home for my family to kill me because I dyed my hair.  

Mission complete!
Now to wait to get home for my family to kill me because I dyed my hair.  

So I’m feeling adventurous today so I bought some red hair dye for the first time and going to give it a shot because why the fuck not. xD

So there’s high chance Nintendo might be unveiling a new Pokemon game on the 8th of January  for the 3DS. Please either be a completely new generation of Pokemon OR a remake of Ruby/Sapphire with HeartGold/SoulSilver graphics!

Emergency chocolate milkshake to combat the summer heat.

Emergency chocolate milkshake to combat the summer heat.

why is “badass” a motivating term for “boss” and “awesome”, because when you think about it nobody likes a ‘bad ass’ as it were… like you don’t go into public staring at the bad asses do you? No. You look for the perky and nicely shaped buttocks not the saggy ones and whatnot. 

Emergency chocolate milkshake to combat the summer heat.

Emergency chocolate milkshake to combat the summer heat.

Emergency chocolate milkshake to help combat the summer heat. Shamefully it aint bringing no boys to my yard though. 

Emergency chocolate milkshake to help combat the summer heat. Shamefully it aint bringing no boys to my yard though.