Absurdity, strangeness and countless hours of entertainment. I'd like to humbly welcome you to my corner of the universe. Enjoy!
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Stalemate, then.
(Source: medleypond)
My mom asked me to make cupcakes, so assuming they were for my family, I iced them white with supernatural-themed red demon traps and blood spatter and some of them even had Lucifer written in calligraphy-ish font.
But then I found out that the cupcakes are for a church bake sale.
Do you see how this might be an issue?
you’re my hero
I love you, be my best friend.
Hitting an upside-down Buzzy Beetle shell in mid-air in Super Mario Bros. will give you 8000 points, the most amount of points that’s possible to be earned for a single action.
“Wakey wakey, boys and girls. Wakey wakey.”
And here we have a perfect depiction of what it is like being with my boyfriend.

Yup! :D
(Even though sometimes it would be nice to chat to them more…)
And here we have a perfect depiction of what it is like being with my boyfriend.
You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
(Source: saocore)
Ellen’s response to the ‘Abercrombi& Fitch’ statement.
love her
ellen is 1000% right if we have size 00 clothing why don’t we have a size -1
WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS
They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.
Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.
(Source: toxicgrin)
The Great Intelligence isn’t really the threat of the finale, it’s River attempted to murder the Doctor for not telling his flirty new companion that he’s married.