striderfeels: trashboat: could you imagine being on tumblr with all your followers physically present just like a group of 300 people standing around staring at you and every time you say anything a handful of them just repeat it to eachother for a few minutes the internet is a strange place
souporta: “new zealand accents and australian accents sound the same”
toonskribblez: People who think Merida is Pixar’s first princess.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
collectyourhearts: the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
gentlemanbones: zeldasboyfriend: me flirting You can’t just whip out your cock at somebody man